I am officially 13 weeks away from my NPC Women's Figure Show! DUN DUN DUN!!!! So without further adieu I would like to fill everyone in on my progress and lack thereof so far. Oh & if you find me on IG I got mentioned by @crossfit_girls which is probably one of the biggest highlights of my Instagram obsession because they have over 46k followers and I was featured with my roommate doing a partner deadlift which was just a lot of fun!
I am officially swole. Like we are talking TyrannosaurusFLEX strong. I weigh 140lbs (I know woahhh mind blown girls weigh that much?). Yes ladies and gentleman. They do. And you know what? I look pretty damn good for being this fluffy! My back is coming in pretty freaking amazingly, my quads rival most of the men around me, I out squatted (pound for pound) some of the guys at the gym the other day, and I'm conquering my fear of butterfly pull ups. I am drinking almost 2 gallons of water a day simply due to how thirsty I am.. And by thirsty I mean LAMBORGHINI MERCY YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY - to take my overall trophy and pro card away - BUT I'M THIRSTIER AND DRANK MORE WATER THAN HER - parched.
Ahem; okay moving on. I eat 5 meals a day consisting if between 4 and 5oz of protein and as many greens as I want. Eating creatine like it's going out of style, popping vitamins like a fiend, my blender balls come in all colors now, and I ordered new PR wraps. And if you haven't gotten yours yet. Stop right now and go but them. Like now. 
They are the shit. Go to the website so conveniently stitched into them and, just do it okay?? They won't stink, it has been tested by the men of CrossFit Lawless (who's progress I have a blog post coming about) and your lifts will go up 100lbs. Okay that last part is bullshit but you get what I'm saying.
Oh and moving along I drink this nasty Amazing Grass Green Superfood drink that tastes like the Hulks "you know what" but it has aided in my FIFTY SHADES OF GAINZ! So I'm down. Anyway, if you haven't understood my weird words about getting jacked look up Dom Mazzetti's 100 Ways to say Jacked and get on my gym lingo level.
I can't believe posting this. Left, a week ago, right almost a month and a half ago. Woooop my legs are coming in and I'm leaning out. And after this weekend's cheat meal I'm on my grind until September. Thus, there will be more posts trying to get me to stay away from the nasty foods I'll surely be craving! Stay strong my gym rat friends! And just say no to shit foods! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
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