No, I don't really talk like that.. Anymore. So why is it that every single show I watch is mind numbingly scattered with abbreviations that hardly make sense in context? I woke up this morning, ahem, this afternoon plopped on the couch and turned on my mother channel. MTV. Why, you ask? Who the hell knows! Most likely because, until a few days ago I related to most of the shows on it. I would KILL to be on Real World.. Pretty much so I could compete on the Challenges (don't play like you wouldn't absolutely love to get all of your primal competitiveness out on your fellow bitchy cast mates for $250K). I would definitely be better than Sammi Sweetheart on Jersey Shore if I could fake the accent, and let's get real.. At the end of this blog The Buried Life will have some stiff competition!
Fortunately I had a life changing epiphany this "morning" when I flipped on my favorite channel only to realize that "Awkward", a spin off of last year's "My Life as Liz" isn't relatable to my life as Magen in the slightest. No, I am not struggling with having sex in my childhood playhouse with the most popular guy in school! I am certainly not worried about mean girls anymore, unless we're talking about the nasty girl at my work who swears she doesn't have fake.. Nevermind. No, I am not 16 and pregnant nor am I a teen mom.. In fact I'm now rendered incapable of being one having reached the Eden of a "twenty-something".
I then began flipping channels and stumbled upon a fabulous woman looking to be about 25 ranting about her southern morals and the characteristics her future husband WILL have. I think we found a winner folks! Her counterpart and best friend on the show, Matty, a handsome "twenty-something" single southern man got on screen a few moments later proclaiming that he isn't a player if he's honest to the numerous women he takes out about his intentions. And by intentions he means, lack thereof. OMG guys, this is my new favorite show. Sure, I'm totally against the d-bag guys of my home town who tend to sleep around and attempt to hide it (as if you're fooling our one horse, small world, town?). But watching a guy be totally up front in taking 4 women on a dinner date together, while watching a gay man who knows more about cars than I do (few and far between even for a straight man), and getting to see a women I want to model the rest of my twenties after hunt for her husband?!?! Sign me up! Thank you Most Eligible Dallas, I have a new mother channel.
Bucket List of the Day! Graduate from MTV to Bravo :) Check.
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